im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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