She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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