dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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