He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
tell me about the fingering
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