About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
