out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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