i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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