i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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