i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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