they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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