What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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