she sounds like chewbacca in bed
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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