He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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