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So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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