you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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