Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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