i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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