it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
only if we run a train.
done.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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