Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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