My hand turned me down
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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