Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and she was petting her beer can
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we're so committed to being not committed
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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