And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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