? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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