thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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