At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
tell me about the fingering
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