is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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