Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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