and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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