Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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