I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i think i have herpe
just one?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You brought string cheese to the strip club
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
