I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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