I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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