I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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