she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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