Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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