Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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