She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
