just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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