i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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