i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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