I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
