Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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