Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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