Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He passed out mid-signature
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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