Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
