physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
