I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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