I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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