I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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