Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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